「 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 」

[kugisaki]

for spam, texts, overflow, starters, prompts —

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@unequally

[kugisaki]

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What do you mean? Why wouldn't they?

I would.

SKLDFSDOIJKEWFSUDOIJEKLFSD

[unequally]

[ deadass.... ]

You would?

@majide

[kugisaki]

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But there isn't enough room in your bed for the two people, much less three.

Let's play janken to see who takes the floor?

[majide]

there's no need for that, i can take the floor! i can sleep anywhere

( or how about ADDING ANOTHER BED TO YOUR ROOM MAYBE? )

are you going to be okay sleeping next to fushiguro?

@majide

[kugisaki]

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Honestly, that just sounds like an excuse to spend more time with me.

[ because, really. who wouldn't want to hang out with her? ]

Did any of your teeth fall out yet?

[majide]

we already spend so much time together??

[ but kugisaki is a lot more fun to hang out with than fushiguro. ]

NO I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN

@overtid

[kugisaki]

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[ oh GOODNESS GRACIOUS. she should've known better than to say anything at all or include this man in another mass text that revolves around money despite him saving her ass last time—

and it's the reason why she can sit through this lecture nanami is giving her via text without putting up too much of a fuss. ]

Nanami-san is correct! With me ending my text in a manner that would hopefully provoke the owner of this bill, now MINE, I was hoping to give this person a shakedown!

I'm kidding. I'm glad we can agree on "Finders keepers" though.

[ she's not, but if just saying that it was a joke will get him off her case..... ]

I also mostly just wanted to call them a loser because, you know. Losers weepers. 🤷‍♀️

and in this moment, nanami was well and truly done

[overtid]

[ He's really beginning to think he should stop responding to any messages from the students unless it's very clearly, unquestionably, a curse-originated emergency.

Yes, that's what he'll do. No more texting teenagers.

Whether or not he believes they're kidding (and he doesn't believe she's kidding, but he's also decided he doesn't care, which is a lie, but a familiar one). ]

It's also true that there are legal systems in which finders are given higher priority. However, Japan's legal system is not one of them.

[ Nor is "finders keepers" an ethical or cultural norm, but he can feel a headache coming on. ]

I have nothing to say to Losers Weepers. Enjoy the yen.

[ i sure did look this up ]

@dumpset

[kugisaki]

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HAH? What the hell, Kageyama.

Who said your face was average??

[dumpset]

my sister

she's a make up artist

@unequally

[kugisaki]

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So nothing? That's perfect.

I need you to meet me here.

[ and attached is a pin on her location, which is at that convenience store they always go to that's not too far from the school. other than that, she doesn't give him any more information on Why. ]

[unequally]

[ she doesn't say why, which btw is completely noticed. ]

Reading isn't 'nothing'.

Also why?

[ as if he's not already toeing on his shoes... ]

@mightswitch

[kugisaki]

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Don't be gross! I would not act all weak in the knees around them.
I just got the shivers......

[ YOU KNOW WHAT??? he doesn't need to know that he's right. hell, even she doesn't know that he's right. looking at maki with nothing but pure adoration in her eyes has become second nature to her to the point that she doesn't even know she does it. or that it's any different to how she looks at itadori or fushiguro, sometimes. when she's not in a mood. ]

That's fair.
I only asked because I'm at a park and this little bird keeps flying too close to a beehive.

[mightswitch]

It's not gross!
It's actually really cute!

[ he was about to type 'why can't you act cute for once?' but — that's just asking for a punch to the throat. delete, delete! ]

Oh, good!
I thought you were implying something, and it-


scared me a little ...

@overtid

[kugisaki]

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I don't have to be anybody's responsibility to make them feel bad when I unfortunately pass. Also, you're a good person — well, I think you are, you haven't given me any reason to find you suspicious — so I think you would at least feel ONE (1) ounce of regret.

[ she's accepted that her death will come one day, one way or another. comes with the job, right? might as well joke about it!!

she doesn't care much about what itadori eats in a day and it's why she's gonna plant the seed in his head to send said itemized list to nanami so he can filter out the important stuff. e.g. when she asks if he knows who the fuck ate her last snack!!!! ]

Hmmmmmm. Okay.

But if mentions anything about something that SOUNDS like pudding, you'll tell me, right? I promise not to tell on you.

[overtid]

[ Why should he feel regret if she were to die and, due to having blocked her number, he missed her plea for help? That

...

No, there are limits to even his subconscious ability to lie to himself. More than a single ounce of regret, it's a frankly unconscionable outcome.

Instead of directly acknowledging that, he yields like this: ]

Then, since I won't be blocking your number, please stop actively seeking my reactions to your lesser crises.

[ Perhaps his sigh can be heard from the stratosphere. ]

No. I don't want to know anything more about the passage of food through the Jujutsu High dormitory and I don't want to be involved in this.

@majide

[kugisaki]

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Yes. We.

Are going to be doing some spring cleaning! We're going to start with my room, obviously. I'm going to need you to move stuff around for me.

[majide]

how much of spring are we cleaning from your room??

@overtid

[kugisaki]

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I mean, it's on school grounds and he never locks his bedroom door so can it really be considered breaking and entering

tell me to stop shoving the little i retained from law school into nanami's mouth

[overtid]

Legally, yes. "Breaking" only requires minimal force, such as that required to open the door, without consent. Whether or not a dormitory bedroom would be considered a residence is less clear, but there's a good argument for it.

@deathrow

[kugisaki]

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[ nobara can understand chasing the cat on the missing cat poster but— ]

Why would the fries be poisoned?
Itadori, explain???

!!!

[deathrow]

oh well I just figured why would they be giving away so many fries for some reason...
so maybe they're poisoned! if so I'll just eat them myself!!

but if they aren't
fries for everyone :)

@petitepistol

[kugisaki]

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[ nobara doesn't really think before pressing send and the fact that she hasn't responded yet despite the message being read two minutes ago except— ]

Mmmmmno, that won't do. That's too straight to the point! Gives too much away! People will definitely know I'm exploiting them then.

They can't know I'm getting anything out of them, you know?

please the school would be doomed w/elena there

[petitepistol]

you're better off taking candy from a baby, so to speak. pick a real dumb one.

@galling

[kugisaki]

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Wrong child. Fushiguro doesn't make any kind of noise unless it's him telling any one of us to shut up.

How long do we have to be out here anyway?

[galling]

then let's say when yuuji devolves into tea kettle noises, he's probably done, and you are free to tip him over

not sure why you kids are complaining tho! it's spring!🌸🌸🌸 aren't you supposed to enjoy a free picnic?

[ they're like... across from a cemetery, waiting on a curse to show itself. as is par for the course where springtime activities are involved.

so. ]

@enarm

[kugisaki]

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[ ngl, she was not expecting for that to work as well as it did, but as he has mentioned to her like five times already — he is a king and has somebody doing his bidding in the financing department already, so at least fushiguro's hands and her own are wiped clean of that. ]

EXCUSE YOU? I am not the one in rags; you are!!! Itadori has no sense of style!!!

[ a lie, really, he has decent style and keeps up with today's trends but she's sure that sukuna is used to being in a yukata which is.....please don't dress like that if you're going to a convenience store in the middle of the day. ]

But I also actually want to see Fushiguro in a kimono, so deal. It will be done!

😎🥂

[thousand]

[ Also let's be honest, Sukuna in a yukata is Sukuna with tits and legs out everywhere..........and he would probably still go to the convenience store like that. ]

You are correct, Itadori has no sense of style. Soon I will take over control of the brat's body entirely and your eyes shall no longer be assaulted by his pathetic presence.

[ Some casual murder there, nbd. ]

Collect Fushiguro and we shall go. Show me to the districts that have the most luxurious of all kimono.

@majide

[kugisaki]

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I seriously don't know why anything you say surprises me anymore when you look like you used to eat your boogers as a kid.

[majide]

as a kid?

[ so he was supposed to stop doing that? ]

@idyl

[kugisaki]

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[ immediately nobara's eyes are scanning the place, her head looking over her shoulder to peer at the wall behind her. ]

Eh? The restaurant? [ she's blinking... and blinking. she's oblivious, you know. ] I guess it is really pretty! I'm glad you convinced me to come here, Tsumiki-san.

[ she gives the older girl's hands a squeeze back, ] But I really think you should pay more attention to me.

[idyl]

[ ... She is... so endearing. Tsumiki feels guilty for giggling so much but she can't help it. Ah~ ]

Okay, you have my full attention now, pretty girl. Is that man still staring at you? Because if he is, we can just move to another restaurant.

@anytime

[kugisaki]

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I'm thinking we should stop meeting at arcades. You keep getting swallowed by curses on your way here.

Anyway, what's your progress looking like? Are you in its brain or its asshole yet?

[anytime]

[he snaps a picture

...it's difficult to tell whether this is an esophagus or small intestine]

what do you think

@divinely

[kugisaki]

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[ nobara forgets that fushiguro can be? stupid? sometimes? ]

I would switch out one phone case for another, every week or something like that.

Do you only own one pair of underwear, Fushiguro?

[divinely]

[ dO yOu oNLY oWN oNE PaiR of UndeRweaR, fuSHiguRO? ]

The fact that I do laundry more often than you do should render that question pointless.

@soulsplit

[kugisaki]

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[ despite literally telling maki she's holed up in her room, she still jumps nearly a feet in the air from her bed.

with a pillow on her head. yes, her roots growing out really is that embarrassing. ]

Yes, but it's not as if I'm going to be parading on schoolgrounds with a pillow on my head. A hat is way more feasible! Thanks, Maki-san!

[ she lets one hand drop from the pillow, holding her free one out towards maki. ]

...You have other hats, right?

lured like moth to a flame....

[soulsplit]

( she's not sure what to do here. does she look away?

...

a brow gets quirked at the question, and the hat is unceremoniously placed (read: smacked) into her outstretched hand. )

You're not about to make me run out and grab another one, are you?

( what's wrong with her hat.. )

@1797

[kugisaki]

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That's not your worst idea ever. I guess he's never joined us on our trips to get ice cream so this is totally believable!

Wait. Why's he asking you about your allergies? How come he's never asked me for mine?

[ she doesn't have any. as far as she's concerned, lmao ]

[1797]

maybe he isn't ready to stoop to killing you through anaphylactic shock just yet