「 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 」

[kugisaki]

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[kugisaki]

[ omg ur so right bestie ]

He has told me that he's going to kill me before... He just never said how.

What are the chances of him smothering me to death in my sleep?

[1797]

i think he'd prefer to smother you while you're still awake

[bruh???]

[kugisaki]

Is that really any better? Because it doesn't sound like it.

[1797]

at least you'll see it coming that way

[kugisaki]

I guess you're right. I'll be sleeping with a note under my pillow from now on just in case he gets me.

[1797]

a note?

[kugisaki]

Yeah.

It will read "Fushiguro Megumi did it" on one side. The other one will say "Ren Amamiya is next".

[1797]

don't even front
we both know he'd kill me first

[kugisaki]

Damn, you're not wrong. Then I think YOU should be the one to have a note in your wallet stating that I'm his next victim.

[1797]

forget my wallet, we should somehow hide the message on his wallet chain

[so it unveils all spooky-like while he's being questioned or smth.]

let's curse it

[kugisaki]

[ yo????? ]

Sometimes, you're something of a genius.

[ other times, he is a dumbass. ]

I'll scrounge up the smallest nail I have and we can sneak it INTO his wallet. You know, in case he doesn't want to keep the wallet chain.

[1797]

[what kind of pot-kettle nonsense—]

it'd be more incriminating to get rid of it
but a backup plan can't hurt

does tonight work?

[kugisaki]

Tonight???

[ is he insane? she's busy tonight! ]

I'm doing my everything skincare tonight. Pick another night.

[1797]

you pick another night

[kugisaki]

Tomorrow should be fine, assuming Gojo-sensei doesn't send us on another assignment.

[1797]

that works as long as it's after class
evening's a no-go

[kugisaki]

That's fine. Do you have a hot date or something?

[1797]

[i'm sorry.]

yeah, i need to maintain my reputation as jailbait

[kugisaki]

I'm blocking your number.

[1797]

you started it

[kugisaki]

Yeah, and now I'm ending it.

[ like a break up. isn't that hilarious ]

See you tomorrow, four eyes.

[1797]

[screams, cries, etc, but she's also an older woman:]

see you, senpai