「 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 」

[kugisaki]

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[majide]

we already spend so much time together??

[ but kugisaki is a lot more fun to hang out with than fushiguro. ]

NO I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN

[kugisaki]

Okay? ARE YOU COMPLAINING?

[ do you hear her yelling from where you are, itadori ]

And then you'll have to wear dentures if your teeth keep bleeding!! HA HA HA

[majide]

complaining, who's complaining??

[ SO SHRILL ]

THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER.

[kugisaki]

That's what I thought. Anyway, you guys are lucky to have somebody like me around!

[ or more like, she's lucky to have them but she'll die before she ever says those words out loud. ]

Okay, okay, you're right - it's not! Because it's only going to happen in like, a decade or so. Unless you keep eating those sweets that Gojo-sensei brings back as souvenir from his trips and your teeth will definitely fall out in five years!! Give or take.

[majide]

yea, yea and we're happy to have you

[ he may be answering on behalf of fushiguro, but yuji knows that guy probably (...) feels the same. ]

gojo-sensei brings back the best sweets. and they're free! how can you turn down free food?

[kugisaki]

[ it's okay. she knows they BOTH feel that way. ]

I can turn down free food like that when it's the main source of most cavities for most people!!

[majide]

whaaAaaAaaAaaat?

[ turning down free food? how preposterous!! ]

more for me then

i'll just brush my teeth twice as often

[kugisaki]

[ ummm ]

How often do you brush your teeth????

[majide]

everyday

[kugisaki]

How often in a day.

[ his next text will dictate if she chooses to keep sharing things with him..... ]

[majide]

as often as everyone else

[kugisaki]

[ she's not buying it, itadori ]

Which is??

[majide]

enough

[kugisaki]

GIVE ME A NUMBER

[majide]

THREE!!

[ he's cackling at his phone. ]

[kugisaki]

[ she's NOT ]

You know, this really feels like a lie.

[majide]

why would i lie about brushing my teeth?!

i only lie about flossing

[kugisaki]

SO YOU DON'T FLOSS AT ALL????

[majide]

i didn't say that!!!

[kugisaki]

So what do you mean when you say you "only lie about flossing"???

[majide]

i don't NOT FLOSS at all

i have done it like

three times

1/2

[kugisaki]

In your whole life?

2/2

[kugisaki]

That's believable, actually.

[majide]

but if we're talking about a different floss,

i do it everyday

[ promptly sends a video of himself flossing. ]

[kugisaki]

What the hell

Teach me how to do this dance!!