「 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 」

[kugisaki]

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[kugisaki]

[ she's not buying it, itadori ]

Which is??

[majide]

enough

[kugisaki]

GIVE ME A NUMBER

[majide]

THREE!!

[ he's cackling at his phone. ]

[kugisaki]

[ she's NOT ]

You know, this really feels like a lie.

[majide]

why would i lie about brushing my teeth?!

i only lie about flossing

[kugisaki]

SO YOU DON'T FLOSS AT ALL????

[majide]

i didn't say that!!!

[kugisaki]

So what do you mean when you say you "only lie about flossing"???

[majide]

i don't NOT FLOSS at all

i have done it like

three times

1/2

[kugisaki]

In your whole life?

2/2

[kugisaki]

That's believable, actually.

[majide]

but if we're talking about a different floss,

i do it everyday

[ promptly sends a video of himself flossing. ]

[kugisaki]

What the hell

Teach me how to do this dance!!

[majide]

only if you promise to do this dance with me in front of fushiguro

[kugisaki]

Cross my heart, hope to die.

[majide]

do you think we have any chance in making him learn the dance too

[kugisaki]

Are you kidding? He'd rather jump off a bridge than do that.

[majide]

we could always follow him off the bridge

[kugisaki]

You could do that. I will wait on the bridge for you guys to get back up.

[majide]

you're going down with me

[kugisaki]

You're going down alone.

[majide]

alone with you and fushiguro

[kugisaki]

Only if you buy me breakfast.

[majide]

how about i cook you breakfast?